How America Will Be Different When Obama Turns it Into A European Socialist Country

Typical American City In Obama's Second Term

According to Mitt Romney, Americans must be "forewarned" of No-Bama's plan to turn America into Europe. I've consulted some of the best minds on the Internet to paint the sorry picture of what the American Eunion will actually look like and it's terrifying!!!

1) Women will stop shaving their legs and underarms. For you married fellers it will be like sleeping with a guy from your softball league!!

2) All men will need to get RETROACTIVE de-circumcisions. I believe this is also part of Obamacare.

3) Cars will be smaller like those "Smart Cars". They only go about 30 MPH and gangs of bicyclists will not only go faster than you, they'll taunt you and throw broccoli at you.

4) English will no longer be spoken except at the English pavilion at Epcot Center. Everyone will have to learn French or German or Spanish and all television programs will be in a foreign language.

5) Don't even ask what a Quarter Pounder or a Big Mac will be called!

6) Instead of dollars we'll use Amereos which will be less valuable than a Peso and have the Queen of Canada on them instead of "In God We Trust".

7) The US will convert to the metric system - overnight. If you slip up and use English measures your own children will be encouraged to turn you in to the police for shipment to a re-education camp.

8) Most television will be "educational" and football will be soccer. American football will be banned along with baseball.  Hot dogs and apple pie will go away forever along with corn dogs.  Anyone who wears size 42 or larger pants will have to use a separate line at Wal-Mart.

9) NASCAR will shut down and everyone will have to watch Formula One. Bernie Eccelstone will be made a member of the cabinet.

10) You'll need a passport to go into the next state.

11) Freedom of religion and freedom to own firearms will no longer be the law of the land. Under European Sharia law only terrorists can own guns and Islam is the official religion.

12) You will need to buy all new electrical appliances because all the electricity plugs will be different.

13) Taxes will be higher on everything except for members of the communist party and registered mimes.

14) Most TV shows will be the American ones you like, but they will all be translated into foreign languages.

15) There will be no death penalty, except for drivers who pass on the right.

16) It will be mandatory for every home to have a coo-coo clock.

17) Mention of God will be banned everywhere, including Churches. The pledge of allegiance in schools will be replaced with "The Today Show".

18) The only English channel on TV will be BBC America which will only show re-runs of "Teletubbies", "Brideshead Revisited" and cricket matches.

19) In restaurants, the entree will be the main course and vica-versa. Instead of ice cream, dessert will consist of kidney pudding or thistle.

20) Legally, America's win of WW-2 becomes nullified.  Second place finisher Russia becomes the official winner.

Obama Infamy: Replacing in God We Trust

Right on the heels of No-Bama's plans to lower the speed limit to 10 MPH and require background checks for ice cream purchases comes his new plan - to replace "In God We Trust" on our coins with "To China we Owe".

This is almost as bad as his plan to apologize to England for the Revolutionary War and to give all the medals we won at the Olympics to other countries to make up for "showing off". 

Democrat Convention Outrage: Not ONE MENTION of Civil War Veterans In Obama Speech!

President Obama delivered a long, hate filled speech in which he laid out his plans for destroying America, raising taxes on small business, adding Saul Alinsky to Mount Rushmore, replacing the Supreme Court with a Sharia Law Tribunal, making abortions and gay marriage mandatory and turning the country back over to England and France. 

Confirmed: Bo The Dog Ordered Bin Laden Raid

According to CNN (Communist News Network): National Security Council Spokesman Tommy Vietor added, "I look forward to when Miniter claims that Bo the dog actually made the decision to kill bin Laden." Bo is the Obama family's dog.

This is practically a confirmation of what we had long been suspecting. Almost as bad as the well known fact that it was Bill Clinton's cat Socks that ordered the botched bombing raid on the Chinese embassy in Belgrade.

Leading from behind on a leash????

Obama Conspiracy to Cancel Republican Convention!

It's already an established fact that President Obama ordered the National Weather Service to make up a hurricane in order to disrupt the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida. Of course the Republican bosses played into his hands by locating their convention right on Main Street in Hurricane City, USA at the peak of hurricane season.  Not a smart move - and proof again that Sarah Palin's idea to hold the convention in Coldfoot, Alaska along with the Iditarod Dogsled Race may have been a better choice.

Well all well and good - except this is not good enough for Nobama! He is now ordering the National Bureau of Standards to set the National Atomic Clock three days AHEAD. That's right tomorrow morning we will all wake up and it will be FRIDAY and everyone will be wondering "I guess I forgot to turn on the Republican Convention last night"  and  "What exactly was that surprise from Donald Trump?  I guess I must have gone into the kitchen to get another bag of Cheese Doodles when that came on." 

Delegates and party officials will be interviewed by the lamestream media - but they will be so embarrassed by the fact that they can't remember anything that happened they will just go into their full spin mode, "I think Mitt Romney knocked it out of the park last night" and "Wasn't Ann Romney an inspiration when she rode up to the podium on Rafalca."

Wake up sheeple!  And keep your eyes peeled to your clocks!!!!

Science Lesson for Today

Congressman Todd Akin has gotten himself into a heap of trouble with feminists and other troublemakers over his recent well thought out explanation of the science of reproduction. Now, I'm not going to get into a discussion of  lady parts - I'll leave that to the experts at reputable news organizations like Fox &  Friends or the Playboy "Advisor" column. But I do want to offer some further evidence to support the Congressman's claim regarding the miracle of women's brains and their God-designed bodily fluid secretions.

For example, no matter how many times I attempt to pull the mattress covers onto my bed - I always end up with one end coming loose.  I have been amazed at how womenfolk are able to accomplish this feat in one simple, seemingly magic step. I understand that this is the result of the same type of specialized brain secretions that Akin is referring to.

Another example is their love for cats. I personally cannot imagine how anyone would permit one of these devious, Arabian originated pint sized Islamic terror creatures into one's house. But the lady folk go all googly eyed when they see a cute one, especially if it has kittens. That's all because of those very same brain fluids.

So before you go doubting Congressman Akin - go up to your bedroom and try to put the covers on your mattress without a female to help you. If you can do it - then go back down stairs and turn up the volume on your Barbara Streisand album and stop reading this blog!

If Every American Was a Christian Conservative Tea Partier..

 1) There would be fewer regulations and a small business-friendly environment. It would be against the law not to smile at small business owners.

2) The richest Americans would have more money. A lot more! Robin Leech would have a job again, because "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" would be signed for a new season.

3) We'd have some form of a Balanced Budget Amendment to insure that we don't have a deficit or a debt. Unless of course we have a war, in which case it's ok to pile on more debt.

4) We'd have a much flatter, simpler tax code that you could fill out on a single sheet of paper. You'd still probably pay more taxes than a billionaire, but at least you would be done in a few minutes.

5) Welfare and food stamps would not exist. Poor people would be deported or shot.

6) Social Security would be privatized and invested on Wall Street. If you can't trust Wall Street with your money, who can you trust?

7) We'd still put some research money into alternative energy, but we'd also work to build a lot more nuclear power plants. There will be at least a dozen new TV shows about mutants. 

8) We'd have the same sort of "loser pays" legal system that’s practiced in much of the rest of the civilized world. If a big company wrongs you, you're screwed - but you'll have a much lower chance of getting jury duty.

9) There would be a lot less government workers and the ones we’d have would make almost nothing. You would be encouraged to mock them and they would have to take it without complaining.

10) Health care would be much cheaper and more efficient because you could buy insurance across state lines; Chances are nothing will be covered - but at least you'll get a free calendar every year.

11) The fence would be built, the border would be secure, anyone who overstayed his VISA would be tracked down and executed, especially the French.

12) Legal immigration would be faster, cheaper, and much more efficient. We'd also be selecting new American immigrants based on their singing voice and lightness of skin color.

13) English would be the national language, just like Jesus used.

14) The Supreme Court wouldn't go around making decisions that were against the conservative, small government principles of our founding fathers. Judges that become liberal or senile would be fired or deported. 

15) The crime rate would be so low because of the lack of criminals and the prevalence of guns that in much of the country, people wouldn't bother to lock their doors. As a safety measure everyone would wear bulletproof vests but they would come in many attractive styles and colors.

16) The death penalty would be applied much more liberally for less serious crimes and it wouldn't take 15 years of appeals to carry it out. In fact, police officers or citizens with guns could carry it out without the nuisance and expense of a trial.

17) All people would be welcome to practice their religious faith, except for Muslims, Jews and other weird cult like religions. Roe vs. Wade would be overturned and abortions would be illegal in all cases except for alien DNA injection.

18) Not only would there be no gay marriage, the TV show "Glee" would be taken off the air and never shown again.  Showtune music would also be banned, along with track lighting.

19) Children would be taught abstinence in school, having kids out of wedlock would be frowned upon unless you live in Alaska or have a reality TV show.

20) Kids would start out school with the Pledge of Allegiance, a daily prayer and target practice because it would be mandatory to bring a loaded gun to class.

21) We'd have school vouchers so that we could introduce competition into our school systems and ban subjects like science and math which introduce dangerous "critical thinking" that weakens society.

22) Universities, which are a hotbed for gay and lesbian terrorist recruitment would be closed.  Parents would be allowed to homeschool their children in either Christian or Military studies up to the PhD level.

23) Racism would practically be non-existent since most blacks and browns would be driven to other countries.

24) We'd have safe water, safe food, clean air, and a clean environment, but we'd put an end to the years of legal challenges to new building projects and people having their land declared a "wetland" because the ground gets soggy for a few days a year. The words "swamp", "flooding" and "climate" would be stricken from the english language.

25) There would be no public unions. Private unions would, of course, still exist, but no one would join them, because union members would need to wear pink armbands and submit to beatings by roving gangs of skinheads.

Reliable Source: Obama Almost Blew Bin Laden Raid

A highly credible, but anonymous source with close ties to the White House, who overheard part of a conversation between two Middle Eastern men having an argument in Arabic sign language has made a startling accusation of President Barack Hussain Nobama. In the hours leading up to the SEAL raid on Bin Laden's Pakistan hideout, the President and his team made no less than 23 prank phone calls to Osama.  "Half of these were Biden", who woke up Bin Laden 10 times telling him it was Amtrak and his Acela reservation was cancelled because his credit card was invalid.  Then Hillary Clinton, using an Indian accent almost convinced Bin Laden to switch his long distance service to AT&T.  The source says Bin Laden almost took the offer, but was concerned since it included cellphone service which he didn't use.

Finally Obama himself joined in on the fun with 'knock knock jokes':

Obama: Knock, knock
Bin Laden:  Who's there?
Obama: Ka
Bin Laden:  Ka who???
Obama:  Ka Boom!
Bin Laden:  For the love of Allah, please stop these calls, I need some sleep!

Obama also reportedly ordered the SEALS to identify themselves as Jehova's Witnesses when they stormed the compound.

Some Things for Mitt To Say in Israel To Break the Ice

Ok, we've all heard about Mitt Romney's troubles in London.  This is why I've said for months that Sarah Palin, with her extensive international experience would be a better choice for the Presidency. In addition to running the Iditarod and negotiating pipelines with the Yukon Territory, Palin knew the real threat from Russia everytime she looked off her porch.

But Romney is the presumptive winner now, so we need to get behind him. Here are some phrases he can use with his host to show his stuff as a President:

• I was almost sure Ann was Jewish after the first year we were married. All she knew how to make were reservations.
• This wailing wall is JUST the right height!
• I'm going to put a bust of  Benjamin Disraeli in the Oval Office
• Unlike Obama, I'll be a strong leader!  Just call me anytime and tell me whatever you want me to say or do and I'll drop everything and take care of it!!
• I don't know any Jews personally, but I'm sure I've baptized some.
• It's obvious that the Obama economy has had a negative impact here. A lot of you look like you haven't be able to afford a shave in years.
• I see you splurged on these baseball caps without brims. 
• I could use a ham sandwich and some chocolate milk! Better yet, anyplace around here have some nice lobsters or fried clams?

Thanks A Lot, Obama: USA Completely Outnumbered by Foreigners at Olympics

Gender Neutral Aircraft Carriers?

I hear the next thing the Navy is doing is replacing spinach with arugula and forcing sailors to watch Lifetime Television when they aren't on watch.

Diet Tip: Eat This and the Fat Pours Out of You

Courtesy of Our Friends at Newsmax

Obamacare Update and Fact Sheet

It's been a while since my last post and I apologize for that.. Blame it on an extended trip into Bayou country to try a new sport I saw on television: alligator wrestling.  My vacation was cut short however by a minor accident that occurred no more than 10 minutes after I arrived in the swamp. I'm glad to report that after 10 weeks in the hospital I am regaining muscle tone in my left arm following the surgical reattachment procedure.

Fortunately, Medicare took care of all my expenses - another reason why I dread the thought of the Federal Government taking over our healthcare system.

I am writing today about the horrendous Obamacare ruling by the Supreme Court.  I think it's been clearly established  by impartial and reliable news sources that John Roberts is the victim of either an outrageous bribery or extortion plot by the Chicago Mob - or possibly insertion of some sort of alien mind control device by the CIA. I doubt there could be any other explanation.

My dear friend Cpl. Otis Spunkmeyer - whom I most certainly would have served with in Nam had I not been diagnosed with congenital flatfootedness and forced to sit out the war at home - is a true American hero. He is a decorated veteran - he still carries the metal plate in his head which he received after a 305 mm shell casing fell off a high shelf in the Dang Nang Supply depot where he was a clerk and fractured his skull.  He has put together a stunning outline of the shocking truth about Obamacare, which I offer below - and suggest you forward via your AOL Email Account (please do not use Gmail as it is owned and operated by the enemy) to your relatives and friends.

TRUTH ABOUT OBAMACARE COMPILED FROM RELIABLE SOURCES
AND VARIOUS CHAIN LETTER EMAILS EXCLUSIVELY FOR
HTTP://RIGHTTHINKINGAMERICAN.BLOGSPOT.COM

1. ON DAY ONE OF OBAMACARE EVERY AMERICAN WILL NEED TO SCHEDULE THE IMPLANTATION OF A PERSONAL DATA DEVICE IN THEIR BODY FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO TRACK YOUR LOCATION AND ALL BODILY FUNCTIONS. REFUSAL TO ALLOW THE DEVICE TO BE IMPLANTED WILL RESULT IN ARREST AND SHIPMENT TO A FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMP FOR TERMINATION.

2. OBAMACARE WILL RESULT IN A 10% TAX ON EVERYTHING YOU SELL, BUY OR GIVE AWAY. THATS RIGHT WHEN YOU BUY SOMETHING BOTH PARTIES PAY THE TAX. THERE IS ALSO A TAX ON THE SALE OF HOMES, PROPERTIES, GUNS, AMMUNITION, TANNING SALONS, SUNTAN LOTION AND OTHER GOODS AND SUNDRIES.  EVEN WHEN YOU PAY A TAX THERE WILL BE A TAX ON THE TAX AND THEN ANOTHER TAX ON THAT TAX.

3. OBAMACARE IMMEDIATELY BANS MANY FOODS INCLUDING: MEAT, CHEESE, POTATOE CHIPS, CANDY, ICE CREAM, BEER AND OTHERS.  THE ONLY FOODS IT DOES NOT BAN ARE FRENCH CUISINE, SOUL FOOD AND BROCCOLI. 

4. OBAMACARE REDUCES THE NATIONAL SPEED LIMIT TO 35 MPH. ALL TRIPS GREATER THAN 1 MILE MUST BE REPORTED TO THE IRS AND A $100 TAX WILL BE CHARGED. PUBLIC TRANSIT USERS HOWEVER GET $10 GIFT CARDS EVERY TIME THEY TAKE A BUS OR TRAIN, TO ENCOURAGE EUROPEAN STYLE TRANSPORTATION IN THE US.

5. OBAMACARE WILL MAKE THE METRIC SYSTEM US LAW IMMEDIATELY. EVERY SINGLE PRODUCT IN YOUR HOME THAT IS NOT MARKED IN METRIC MUST BE DISCARDED. YOUR HOUSE ALSO HAS TO IMMEDIATELY BE MODIFIED TO METRIC DIMENSIONS OR IT WILL BE SUBJECT TO BULLDOZING OR A MASSIVE TAX.

6. OBAMACARE IMPLEMENTS A TV TAX OF $10 A HOUR BUT ONLY FOR WATCHING FOX NEWS.  IT GIVES FREE FOOD STAMPS FOR WATCHING MSNBC OR CNN.

 7. OBAMACARE DOES NOT BAN GUNS AS SOME HAVE REPORTED. BUT HE IS SNEAKY AND HAS FIGURED OUT A WAY AROUND THE NRA AND IN FACT OBAMACARE DOES BAN THE SALE OR USE OF BULLETS. OBAMACARE ALSO BANS THE SALE OR USE OF ALL SHARP INSTRUMENTS AND HEAVY BLUNT TOOLS - ACTUALLY IT BANS EVERYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE USED TO INFLICT INJURY ON YOURSELF OR ANYONE ELSE AT ANY TIME UNDER ANY POSSIBLE SET OF CONDITIONS. BANNED ITEMS INCLUDE: HAMMERS, KNIVES, LAWNMOWERS, SHOVELS, ETC.

8. OBAMACARE IS NOT THE SAME THING AS ROMNEYCARE.  THIS IS A LIE. ROMNEY CARE WAS IMPLEMENTED AT THE STATE LEVEL AND IN FACT WAS ORIGINALLY PROPOSED BY GEORGE WASHINGTON HIMSELF. HOWEVER... WASHINGTON SPECIFICALLY STATED THAT IT SHOULD NEVER BE DONE ON A NATIONAL LEVEL, AS HE SAID "THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY WRONG".

9. OBAMACARE MAKES BIG CHANGES TO THE INTERNET INCLUDING THE BANNING OF THE USE OF THE UPPER CASE IN ALL EMAIL AND WEBSIGHTS.  BUT GET THIS - OBAMACARE REQUIRES ALL COMPUTERS MADE AFTER A CERTAIN DATE TO INCLUDE EUROPEAN AND ISLAMIC ALPHABETS ON THEIR KEYBOARDS!

10. OBAMACARE IS  A MASSIVE BURDEN FOR SMALL BUSINESS.  EVEN A CHILD SETTING UP A LEMONAIDE STAND NEEDS TO FILL OUT HUNDREDS OF PAGES OF FORMS AND SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO PROVIDE HEALTH INSURANCE FOR HIM/HERSELF AND ANY OTHER CHILD WHO EVEN SITS BEHIND THE STAND. 

11. OBAMACARE AUTHORIZES SHARIA LAW TO BE USED AS THE STANDARD FOR ALL MEDICAL MALPRACTICE CASES AND ADDS THOUSANDS OF UNIONIZED IRS AGENTS TO THE FEDERAL WORKFORCE TO ENFORCE THE LAW AND ARREST VIOLATORS.

 12. TSA AGENCY WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR SECURITY AT ALL HOSPITALS AND ABORTION CLINICS.  ONLY PEOPLE WITH ELITE AIRLINE CLUB MEMBERSHIPS WILL BE ABLE TO PASS THROUGH WITHOUT EXTENSIVE BODY SEARCHES BY UNIONIZED AGENTS WHO ARE MOSTLY RECENTLY RELEASED PRISONERS.

13. AS PREVIOUSLY REPORTED, DEATH PANELS FOR THE ELDERLY WILL BE SET UP VIA YOUR LOCAL POST OFFICE. NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE TO PAY TO HAVE THEM SHIPPED TO THE FEMA TERMINATION CAMP, BUT TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, THERE WILL BE EXTRA CHARGES FOR INSURANCE AND DELIVERY CONFIRMATION.

14. DEMO-RATS LOVE TO TOUT ABOUT COVERAGE FOR "PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS". BUT THEY DON'T SAY A SINGLE WORD ABOUT "FUTURE CONDITIONS". ARE THEY COVERED?  

15. NOT ONLY DO ILLEGAL ALIENS GET HEALTHCARE, THEY ALSO RECEIVE FREE SPA AND HEALTH CLUB MEMBERSHIPS AND PREFERRED TREATMENT AT MANY OTHER ESTABLISHMENTS (USE EXPRESS LANE WITH MORE THAN 15 ITEMS AT WALMART, FOR EXAMPLE).

Speeding America's Moral Decline: Anti Bully Laws

If there's a sign that America is turning into a fascist, socialist wonderland, it's the prevalence of "anti bullying laws" being adopted across our country. If anti-bullying laws had been in place in 1776, I believe we would be sitting for afternoon tea on Saturday afternoon instead of watching the Barrett-Jackson Car Auctions on Speed Channel. America was founded by bullies like Paul Revere, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson - all of whom liked nothing more than going out at night, putting down a few of Sam Adams' best and then wandering the dark alleys of Boston or Philadelphia physically and verbally abusing any lobster-backs they could find (as long as they were smaller than  they were, alone and unarmed - a key thing to remember when you select a victim to bully.)

Before You Plan Your Next Vacation...

Keep this image in  mind...

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It's That Time of Year Again...

For you to schedule service on your home's coal burning power station. A tune up insures maximum output to keep all of your giant screen flat panel televisions playing Fox News in vibrant color in every room of your house as well as your bomb shelter.

Don't have your own fossil fuel power plant? This may be the year to look into it, as long as you have a railroad siding on or near your property. In addition to low cost of ownership compared to other means of generating electricity (gasoline, diesel, etc) you'll love the look on your liberal neighbors faces when they drive over to your compound  to complain about the acid rain ruining the paint on their Prius.

Sigh of Relief: Romney Wins Set Up for Palin Candidacy

You've heard the joke. A liberal, a moderate and a conservative walk into a bar. And the bartender says "Hey Mitt, what the hell are you doing hanging around with a moderate and a conservative?"

Small "varmint" hunter Romney's only conservative credential that I am aware of is that as Governor of Massachusetts he avoided drinking himself into a stupor and driving off a bridge at night. Other than that, Mitt was a big spending supporter of taking away your guns and giving you asparagus sticks in return.

Yes, the idea of Mitt Romney as the Republican Presidential Candidate is laughable. But relax, Right Thinking America, it's all part of the plan.

What Romney is doing is running interference for the winning GOP candidate, our own Sarah Palin. Party elders in their infinite wisdom decided that this would be better than putting Palin through the inconvenience of a primary where her every word would be analyzed by the "lamestream" media.

Yes, Mitt spent $20-30 million dollars of his own money on what amounts to a vanity campaign, but to you and I, this is sort of like splurging on new seatcovers for the F350. Romney will be handsomely rewarded for his loyalty to the party - perhaps he'll be allowed to run the London Olympics?  Those Limeys owe us one for letting them get in on both Gulf Wars.

Any day now, I predict that Romney, Santorum and Gingrich will convene a press conference to turn their delegates over to Palin - yes ALL of them, Katie!

Boost Your Carbon Footprint and Boast About It!

Here's a great new "app" for those of you carrying around one of the new "Smartphones" (be sure you turn off all wireless data services, bluetooth, GPS and just to be safe, the phone itself whenever you're out of your home to avoid the possibility of FEMA agents tracking your whereabouts. It's not a bad idea to keep the phone off at home as well, especially if you hear the hum of drones over your house at night.)

Called, "oPower" it is intended to allow REAL Americans to automatically post their energy usage to their Facebook page, allowing for some freindly competition over who in the neighborhood REALLY has the biggest carbon footprint. In your face Al Gore!

Good News: America's Weight Loss Crisis is Easing

Despite unconstitutional attempts to force Americans to eat broccoli and other vegetables, it appears as if The First Lady's sixth column plot to turn our country into a nation of skinny weaklings is failing. America needs a well fed Army to conquer it's foreign foes and secure our natural resources, the ones that God playfully buried in other countries.

Democrat Conspiracy: $100/gal Gas!

This is a gas pump in Germany. They all sell Diesel in case the Russian Army decides to invade and needs to top-off their tanks on the way to Paris. It's some kind of crazy German law, I believe.

Pretty good prices you say?  Well $1.40/gallon for Benzine is cheap and it comes in handy for cleaning your gun collection, although I probably don't go through more than a gallon every four to five years.  But $1.40/gallon for Super seems like a downright steal!

But wait a minute!  Those are euros per liter!  To get gallons you need to take your liters, double them and add 32 - in other words,  34.40 Euros per gallon. Converting your Euros to Dollars you double again and add 32 (Euro is a metric currency) and get $100.80 per gallon!!!  No wonder they don't even bother to sell Regular.

This is the future that the Democrat Party wants for America: $100/gallon gas - disguised as lower prices thanks to the confusing Euro-Facist Metric System. Where does it leave you and your F350 Dually? Parked at the Amtrak station!

America Must Stand Strong Against the Metric System

If any map was capable of explaining the peril that the American way of life is in - it's this one. The "Al Gore Green" countries use the Metric System, while the pink countries do not. The Metric System was invented and is commonly used by the same "scientists" who are now attempting to foist the twin hoaxes of global warming and evolution on our nation. Shockingly, you will note that all the countries using metric are Totalitarian or Socialist states, while all the countries using the English system are freedom loving nations (with the exception of Burma and Liberia).

Hitler. Stalin. Lenin. Castro. Osama Bin Laden. What do they have in common? They were ALL born and raised in countries that used the Metric System. Coincidence? Not likely when virtually every foreign enemy of the United States measures their explosives in kilograms and their bile for America in litres.

The Metric scourge has even reached the shores of Antarctica, which in this writer's opinion is surely a violation of some sort of International Treaty or another. Creeping metrification is at work in America today - in our schools where amazingly the metric system is taught along side our God given and Constitutionally approved English System. That's right - the European Metric System: yes. School prayer: no.

Unfortunately the Metric System is sure to get a boost from the re-election of Barack Hussein Obama, who undoubtedly wants to be able to order his fancy foreign vegetables using the measurement system of his native Kenya. But surprisingly, a Mitt Romney election puts us in even deeper peril as the rogue state of Utah actually attempted to institute the Metric System at the same time as it swept polygamy under the table, possibly as some sort of  kinky "quid pro quo".

What can you do?  Show up at your local school board meetings and demand that the Metric System be removed from the curriculum. Buy your soda in 12 oz. cans and boycot those 1 liter bottles. Make a mental note of people who let metric measurements slip into ordinary conversation. Around here it's as much of a red flag as a male coworker telling you he has to rush home to set the TiVo to record "Glee!".

Be alert!

FEMA Death Trains

What's the difference between FEMA Death Trains and Obama's Birth Certificate? FEMA Death Trains are on YouTube, which makes them real. Obviously these trains will be used by UN armies when the Second Amendment is revoked (January 23rd, 2013) - assuming the earth is still around.

Ignore the comments on the YouTube page, which "appear" to be "helpful railroad enthusiasts" attempting to explain away the death train as new automobile carriers. In fact, these are FEMA operatives and Trilateral Commission agents attempting to confuse patriots like you and me.

Ever Wonder Why Democrats are So Anxious to Save the Post Office?

Could it be that the Post Office will be used to manage the infamous Obamacare "Death Panels?" Imagine going to the Post Office to buy a roll of stamps, pick up your mail and drop off Grandma for her court ordered termination? 

Word of warning: if you have a elderly family member who weighs less than 70 pounds - DO NOT under any circumstances let them near a "Priority Mail Flat Rate" box.

Most Insidious Plot Since Fluoridation?

It's possible. When the UN armies knock on your door at night and drag your family to waiting FEMA Death Trains, don't be surprised to see them defile your home with Compact Fluorescent Lightbulbs (CFL) as you're driven away.

Dropping one of these toxic timebombs on your floor is practically an invitation for an ATFL (Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Lightbulb Bureau) SWAT team to come bursting through your door and windows. By the time the EPA declares your home a Federal superfund site and auctions it off to Chinese banks, it's too late to log in to AOL to send a goodbye message to your friends.  And what's worse - with every CFL bulb installed, America's once mighty carbon footprint fades closer and closer to that of a third world nation.

If incandescent lightbulbs were good enough for Ben Franklin to invent electricity with, they're certainly good enough for us. Be warned sheeple!

Sarah Palin For President

America can sleep at night with President Palin
answering those 2am calls.

There is no question at this point in time that the most qualified candidate for the Presidency in 2012 is former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. First of all, having spent seven years in college she would be one of the most educated Presidential candidates in history.  In fact,  she has spent more time in the higher education system than the Kenyan Usurper, a graduate of Harvard University, an over rated institution that is little more than the Community College for the Hyannisport and Newport crowds.

Second, as the commander in chief of the Alaska National Guard, she brings a strong record of military leadership to the office. Just as Palin has stood toe to toe with America's adversaries in the Yukon Territory, she can stand toe to toe with the North Koreans, Iranians, Syrians and other sub-human nation states.

Finally, unlike Obama, Palin brings a family with both real class - and a common touch to the White House. I can imagine a state dinner with the Queen of England, where Sarah and her daughter Bristol could inspire the attendees with her experience from "Dancing with the Stars."  On the other hand, there will be no fears of serving foreign dignitaries some kind of fancy French vegetables like arugula and calling it "American". Palin likes her meals served the American way: cut off their horns, wipe it's ass and get it out here!

There are several small hurdles to overcome in the patriotic quest to make Sarah the Republican nominee. One of these is the fact that she's not on the ballot anywhere and will enter the convention with no delegates.  Sarah's experience in negotiating, which she honed as a member of the Wassila School Board should come into play here.

My Thoughts on the GOP Presidential Candidates

• Romney: What will taxpayers end up spending to add bedrooms and Secret Service details for all of these "sister wives?"  Also anyone who has spent more than 48 hours in Massachusetts without a good excuse is too liberal for Right Thinking America.
• Santorum:  Lots of good ideas on the most important issues facing America (contraception, teenage abstinence, bombing other countries.)  But has he given any assurances that he will NEVER put American troops under the command of the Swiss Guard???
• Gingrich: Too intellectual. I know the Bible and the Constitution give America a God-given right to conquer the Earth. But where does either say anything about other planets? 
• Paul: Too crazy. Legalizing pot sounds like an idea he borrowed from Dutch socialists. What's next? Establishing a constitutional monarchy, building windmills and growing tulips?

The Rest of What He Said!

Advanced lipreading technology has been used to pick up the heretofore unheard portions of the infamous Nobama/Medeyev conversation:  "Comrade, let me assure you that after my election, my plans are to abolish the second amendment, invite the Russian Army to rape and pillage our Southern and Midwest states, arrest homeschoolers and send them to Gitmo, increase the prices of gas to $10 per gallon, convert the country to the Metric System and demolish every church in the country in order to build high speed rail systems.

This is Going Too Far!

It's one thing to tell me I have to live with all these non-Christians. It's another thing to force me to live with Macintosh users.