Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Obama Conspiracy to Cancel Republican Convention!
Well all well and good - except this is not good enough for Nobama! He is now ordering the National Bureau of Standards to set the National Atomic Clock three days AHEAD. That's right tomorrow morning we will all wake up and it will be FRIDAY and everyone will be wondering "I guess I forgot to turn on the Republican Convention last night" and "What exactly was that surprise from Donald Trump? I guess I must have gone into the kitchen to get another bag of Cheese Doodles when that came on."
Delegates and party officials will be interviewed by the lamestream media - but they will be so embarrassed by the fact that they can't remember anything that happened they will just go into their full spin mode, "I think Mitt Romney knocked it out of the park last night" and "Wasn't Ann Romney an inspiration when she rode up to the podium on Rafalca."
Wake up sheeple! And keep your eyes peeled to your clocks!!!!
Posted by Editor at 6:27 AM