Monday, April 2, 2012
America Must Stand Strong Against the Metric System
Hitler. Stalin. Lenin. Castro. Osama Bin Laden. What do they have in common? They were ALL born and raised in countries that used the Metric System. Coincidence? Not likely when virtually every foreign enemy of the United States measures their explosives in kilograms and their bile for America in litres.
The Metric scourge has even reached the shores of Antarctica, which in this writer's opinion is surely a violation of some sort of International Treaty or another. Creeping metrification is at work in America today - in our schools where amazingly the metric system is taught along side our God given and Constitutionally approved English System. That's right - the European Metric System: yes. School prayer: no.
Unfortunately the Metric System is sure to get a boost from the re-election of Barack Hussein Obama, who undoubtedly wants to be able to order his fancy foreign vegetables using the measurement system of his native Kenya. But surprisingly, a Mitt Romney election puts us in even deeper peril as the rogue state of Utah actually attempted to institute the Metric System at the same time as it swept polygamy under the table, possibly as some sort of kinky "quid pro quo".
What can you do? Show up at your local school board meetings and demand that the Metric System be removed from the curriculum. Buy your soda in 12 oz. cans and boycot those 1 liter bottles. Make a mental note of people who let metric measurements slip into ordinary conversation. Around here it's as much of a red flag as a male coworker telling you he has to rush home to set the TiVo to record "Glee!".