Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Good News: America's Weight Loss Crisis is Easing

Despite unconstitutional attempts to force Americans to eat broccoli and other vegetables, it appears as if The First Lady's sixth column plot to turn our country into a nation of skinny weaklings is failing. America needs a well fed Army to conquer it's foreign foes and secure our natural resources, the ones that God playfully buried in other countries.

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