It's That Time of Year Again...

For you to schedule service on your home's coal burning power station. A tune up insures maximum output to keep all of your giant screen flat panel televisions playing Fox News in vibrant color in every room of your house as well as your bomb shelter.

Don't have your own fossil fuel power plant? This may be the year to look into it, as long as you have a railroad siding on or near your property. In addition to low cost of ownership compared to other means of generating electricity (gasoline, diesel, etc) you'll love the look on your liberal neighbors faces when they drive over to your compound  to complain about the acid rain ruining the paint on their Prius.