Sigh of Relief: Romney Wins Set Up for Palin Candidacy

You've heard the joke. A liberal, a moderate and a conservative walk into a bar. And the bartender says "Hey Mitt, what the hell are you doing hanging around with a moderate and a conservative?"

Small "varmint" hunter Romney's only conservative credential that I am aware of is that as Governor of Massachusetts he avoided drinking himself into a stupor and driving off a bridge at night. Other than that, Mitt was a big spending supporter of taking away your guns and giving you asparagus sticks in return.

Yes, the idea of Mitt Romney as the Republican Presidential Candidate is laughable. But relax, Right Thinking America, it's all part of the plan.

What Romney is doing is running interference for the winning GOP candidate, our own Sarah Palin. Party elders in their infinite wisdom decided that this would be better than putting Palin through the inconvenience of a primary where her every word would be analyzed by the "lamestream" media.

Yes, Mitt spent $20-30 million dollars of his own money on what amounts to a vanity campaign, but to you and I, this is sort of like splurging on new seatcovers for the F350. Romney will be handsomely rewarded for his loyalty to the party - perhaps he'll be allowed to run the London Olympics?  Those Limeys owe us one for letting them get in on both Gulf Wars.

Any day now, I predict that Romney, Santorum and Gingrich will convene a press conference to turn their delegates over to Palin - yes ALL of them, Katie!